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|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks. The second lawyer disagreed, insisting they must be elk tracks.They were still arguing when the train hit them.Link to joke: |Two lawyers were out hunting when...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back .... I don't know how big this thing is going to grow !"Link to joke: What was the first thing Adam...
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"Q: And why did that upset you?A: My name is Susan.Link to joke: Q: What was the first thing...
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.Link to joke: Q: What would Princess Diana be...
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the other pocket? I don't know either, but I do know that I wouldn't screw with either one of them.Link to joke: What would you do if you...
Q: What's a real mate?A: Someone who'll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one?.when he returns.Link to joke: Q: What's a real mate?A: Someone...
What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!Link to joke: What's a transvestite's idea of a...
What's brown and sticky?A stick.Link to joke: What's brown and sticky?A stick.
John : I don't know what to buy - a cow or a bicycle.Peter : You will look silly riding a cow.John : I will look even sillier trying to milk a bicycle.Link to joke: John : I don't know what...
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only oneLink to joke: Q: What's the best way to...