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What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
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Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
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|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
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What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never in a day?The letter "E"Sent by T. JONES
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What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
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What should you say if he asks you "Am I your first"?"You might be - you look familiar"
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What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney dialysis machine!
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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
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Damn...did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah...I didn't know wether to smile back or kick a field goal!
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One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives who accompanied their husbands on a business trip. Seeking some valuable testimonials, the PR unit of the airline sent out letters to the wives who took advantage of the offer. I understand both written and telephoned responses are still flooding their offices asking, "What trip ?"
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