A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.Ray listened patiently. "That's amazing. Where I come fromthere's really only one.""Oh," sniffed the Romeo, "just one? And which way is that?""Well, there's a man and there's a woman . . . ""Praise Allah!!! Number 80!!!"

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