This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?"She says "I want to kill my husband".He says "Sorry, I can't do that."She then reaches inter her handbag a pulls out a photo of her husbandin bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him.He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."

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