Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, the girl said, "My mother told me to say no to everything.""Well," Barry said, "do you mind if I put my arm around you?""No," the girl replied."Do you mind if I put my other hand on your leg?""N-n-no," the girl replied."You know," Barry said, "We're going to have a lotta fun if you're on thelevel about this."

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