Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate into two lines. One for all the husbands that areunder their wives control and they other for those that controltheir wives.After the men seperate one of the angels notices that their arenineteen men in the first line and only one in the second.The angel walks up to the man and asks why he was so sure of hisindependence."That's easy," said the fellow, "My wife told me to stand here!"

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