So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really having a difficult time. The kite wasswinging wildly, not exactly what you'd describe asstable, so his wife sticks her head out the door andsays, "Gee Ralph, it looks like you need more tail." Ralph replies "Make up your goddamn mind, last nightyou told me to go fly a kite!"

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