Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last timebefore I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver."Sam's wife looked at him sadly and said, "Sorry Sam, it's for after."

• Homepage
• Full list of jokes

• These two guys go to a whorehouse...
• A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
• Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...
• Skiing season training
• I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...