A man and wife entered a dentist's office.The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. Idon't want gas or Novocain because I'm ina terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth asquickly as possible." You're a brave woman said the dentist. Now,show me which tooth it is. The wife turns to her husband and says "Openyour mouth and show the dentist which toothit is, dear."

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