|Yogi Berra Quotes"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.""Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.""If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them.""No wonder nobody comes here; it's too crowded.""We made too many wrong mistakes.""You can observe a lot by just watching.""I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4." - Yogi Berra

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